gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
The idea of a sentient lawnmower willing itself to fly just so that it can somehow get laid is a pure, perfect thought and one of the greatest gifts of the internet
when people update their FB relationship status after 2 dates
Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day
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