1 hour ago 110268 notes
via ali-hendrix / org shitharington
#pretty wild #alexis neiers



gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

The idea of a sentient lawnmower willing itself to fly just so that it can somehow get laid is a pure, perfect thought and one of the greatest gifts of the internet

1 hour ago 67380 notes
via joshistheworst / org basedpidgeot

11 hours ago 28272 notes
via haroldlloyds / org whoinvitedthegadfly



whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?


11 hours ago 160888 notes
via u-tsukino / org nerdjpg

12 hours ago 55439 notes
via mndymlkovichs / org jamesfrancoforever
#chris evans


when people update their FB relationship status after 2 dates

13 hours ago 3423 notes
via harrystylesdildo / org husssel


Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

13 hours ago 243674 notes
via cheshireecat / org damagaladriel
#21 jump street

14 hours ago 33852 notes
via unsuccessfulmetalbenders / org charmancler

15 hours ago 952 notes
via beyonslays / org phoenixings
#the voice of someone who uses the word bananas as an adjective on a daily basis

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you also what when why how look because never

15 hours ago 123548 notes
via mndymlkovichs / org thejadedkiwano
#YOU'RE WELCOME!!! #also probably not normal #what a perfect tag #WHEN YOU MENTION HIS NAME #WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP #how are we even related #look at me and love me #because i really like michael buble #never forget